crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via misha-collins-assbutt)


twowhovianhearts:

askenjonine:

kierstiel:

221becquerel:

zchr:

what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts

“wow I sure had a thing for boats”

#’wait am i a gay man’

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this is the most perfect thing on tumblr omfg

(via miss-moriarty-misses-you)


cheerfulmetaphysics:

sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.
#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick

cheerfulmetaphysics:

sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.

#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick

(via misha-collins-assbutt)


It’s my 18th birthday tomorrow


20 Day Studio Ghibli Challenge

Day 20 ▶ What movie would you love to see a sequel for?: Princess Mononoke

(via mother-of-moths)


impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

(via midnightecho)


oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

(via blueyesxavier)


snapily:

a girl walks by. I say, ’ I wish I had her legs.’ Suddenly there are a pair of legs in in my hand. People are screaming. What have I done

(via patheticjunkies)


officialpuppy:

hey there fellow students can I copy your homework i ate mine

officialpuppy:

hey there fellow students can I copy your homework i ate mine

(via stormafter)


thefayzqueen:

xaive:

cooldadmemes:

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

my girlfriend just called me about this, it’s one in the am

ONE IN THE AM

thefayzqueen:

xaive:

cooldadmemes:

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

my girlfriend just called me about this, it’s one in the am

ONE IN THE AM

(via popfromarockfrom1984)


risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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(via amazingfire)


thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

(via leftoverham)


tin-can:

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this is fucking incredible

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)



“Dragon’s eggs, from the Shadow Lands beyond Asshai,” said Magister Illyrio. “The eons have turned them to stone, yet still they burn bright with beauty.”

“I shall treasure them always.” Dany had heard tales of such eggs, but she had never seen one, nor thought to see one.

(via leftoverham)