stunningpicture:

The ocean is inside of this opal.

stunningpicture:

The ocean is inside of this opal.

(via hanniboob-lecter)


queer-psycho:

I will probably hi-five you after really good sex.

(via lazy-matt)


loliconprince:

making ppl u hate mad is almost erotic

(via pieofthelord)


theinfinityblog:

If you don’t like Groot we probably can’t be friends.

theinfinityblog:

If you don’t like Groot we probably can’t be friends.

(via pieofthelord)



hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

(via miss-moriarty-misses-you)


littlelotte88:

feenybobeany:

sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think

who the fuck are you

when did i follow you

you’re not posting things relative to my interests

but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did

it might have been important

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen on here.

(via dontbeanassbutt)


teacupwarrior:

Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.

And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.

(via quesadelicious)


coolvintagesoul:

I hope this sinks in your hearts.

(via andrysb24)


averypottermormon:

leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

write a book together

(via dontbeanassbutt)



pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

(via pieofthelord)


zoroko:

We are Groot

(via thedoctorheart)


penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

image

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